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"My own diagnosis of my problem is a simpler one. It’s that I share 50 per cent of my genome with a banana and 98 per cent with a chimpanzee. Banana’s don’t do psychological consistency. And the tiny part of us that’s different - the special Homo sapiens bit - is faulty. It doesn’t work. Sorry about that."

- ― Sebastian Faulks (via psych-quotes)

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everydaycomics:

I’d like to reassure myself that his good friend, Christopher Reeves is there to pick him up from wherever that next place would be. 

Thomas Newman - That Next Place 

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myangelshunter:

I was just watching ABC News and they were talking about “Binge” watching TV Shows on Netflix and they explained

"Binge watching is defined as watching at least 3 episodes in one day."

Awww, how cute

I’ve finished entire seasons in a day…

*tumblr collectively laughs*

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trashboat:

i get anxious for people who fall asleep on public transit. like where is your home? how many stops have you missed? this was not a time for a nap

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dude we fucked so good this morning…omg

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I never imagined thinking about leaving you… I dont think you even want this anymore. P

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lamapalooza:

this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.

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M&T Bank in Muhlenberg robbed

The bank robber goes to my school and the getaway driver just graduated from my school omg

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batmansymbol:

iamscienceside:

batmansymbol:

science side of tumblr please explain why ice water tastes better than regular water

Because ice is water, and water is water. So if you put ice in water, it’s like… double water.

god damn it science side of tumblr

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aphiiid:

ultrafacts:

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I like “donkbra” better.

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