Loved by Many, I'm Still Lonely.

where do i enter the cheat code for losing weight while simultaneously eating all the chocolate i want

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PHANTOM OF THE OPRAH!
AND YOU GET A CHANDELIER
AND YOU GET A CHANDELIER
EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE GETS A CHANDELIER.

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skinny-is-my-goal:

bellasparse:

My body is not shameful

Yeah wtf. Why is it a bad thing if you sleep around and show your body? Like it’s YOUR body. It doesn’t mean you have a low self esteem. It means you like orgasms and hate clothing. Screw negativity towards that. Unless you’re fucking someone elses significant other, why is it a bad thing?

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how about a kitten apocalypse where everyone gets bitten by kittens and turns into kittens lets have one of those

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why are they called safety pins

they aint safe

(Source: cornsaladsurprise)

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